I’m driving home from running errands and Kierra demands lunch. I’m not making anything when I get home (except a margarita on ice). I make my way to the boulevard and wait my turn. I notice this guy in front of me blasting his music, all the windows down, stunner shades on (so women can see how sexy he is), arm out the side while looking in the rear view window and side view windows every 30 seconds. Really, Rico Suave? Who exactly are you expecting to meet at this social drive thru? I’ll tell you, a whole lot of soccer moms and broke teenagers. Did I mention he was driving a brand new Altima? Yeah, a girls car. As we’re waiting some young boy comes out from inside to talk to him. The boy shakes his head and backs away from the car. Rico cranks up the tunes a notch. The boy says, yeah, it sounds alright and goes back inside to finish his happy meal. I FINALLY get to order. I notice him looking in his side view mirror AGAIN as he hands the cashier a DOLLAR and what appeared to be a dime. OMG, HA, he ordered off the Dollar menu. I wait, she hands him some change. I can only guess it’s three pennies. She hands him his very small bag rolled down half it’s original size. I immediately laugh so he can watch that in his rear view mirror.
Brand new Altima=$21,000
Brand new sound system=$1,000
Ordering off the dollar menu while being watched by a woman=Priceless
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Michele... your stories are absolutely hysterical, as you are. I read every single word, literally laughed OUT LOUD and loved them all! I will be the first one in line to go see you at your first stand-up gig. You will though have to include our old McDonald's experience... When you asked the cashier if she could give you a McNapkin and a McStraw since everything on the McCounters were empty! I think I actually peed my pants... twice! LOL! I know your dream will be a reality! I've loved your sense of humor probably since the day we met. Remember, I've been laughing at you and with you since we were 12! I truly am one of your oldest (no, not in age) fans! Much love for you. -La
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