Hello, it's Michele...in Oxnard....California? Hey, I thought I saw you yesterday on a bike but it was just a guy that had a beard and his ass crack in full view who stopped in the middle of the crosswalk to pick up something that wasn't there and stopped traffic. Anyhoo, I have tried my best to be good this year but you have to admit 12 months is a long time. I have decided to step it up this year and I got you cheesecake, pumpkin roll (mmmmmmm) and egg nog with alcohol. Make sure this is your last stop cause it's pretty toxic. I wouldn't want you getting stuck in the chimney. We plan on having a fire Christmas morning. That would definetly scar the kids for life. So anyway, I would like to ask for a camcorder (YouTube compatable), my badonkidonk to be high again (like in high school), and to really do well on auditions in 2008. That's all I need Santa. Hope all is well with you!
P.S. I thought that add for you to be the 2008 spokesperson for Jenny Craig was rude.
Love,
Michele
About Me
- 805Michele
- I am on a long road to be discovered. I was an extra in a movie that came out February 29, 2008. It's called Semi-Pro with Will Ferrell, Andre 3000 & Woody Harrelson. If I'm lucky maybe my hair or elbow will find it's way to the big screen. Look for me during the basketball games in the stands. I am currently writing a book about life after loss...of employment and the journey back. I've always dreamed of doing sketch comedy since I was young. My mind is constantly going, thinking of funny sketches and how to play them out to get the best laugh. This blog is like my diary. I have a love/hate relationship with retail as you will notice in my readings.
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